I mean, I may or may not have a faux baby registry. I was ready and willing to check this bad boy off, especially when I saw that it was...
$79.99!!!!!
I begged and pleaded with husband. I explained that it normally retails for around $340.He informed me that A.) Not only was I not pregnant, that B.) When I am, what makes me think I will have twins?
I. Was. Crushed.
I test drove MY stroller around Home Goods to show how fantastic I was at weaving it through narrow aisles. I even convinced Husband that it was a great neutral color and lightweight. When he still didn't budge, I called Sister to beg her to have another child while Jake was still young enough to ride in the other seat. She gave me a no as well....
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Now, I wrote that post yesterday afternoon. I couldn't stop thinking about the stroller. Husband came home, and I continued to talk about it. I tried to explain what a great price it was, but he informed me that I was "being nothing short of crazy." The next part of the conversation went like this...
Husband- Maybe if it had been $100 doll-
Me- IT WAS! IT WAS ONLY 79.99!!
Husband- No, it was $179.99
Me- NO! LET'S GO BACK AND I WILL PROVE IT!
There might have been a line "I'm having these imaginary twins with or without you," but I can't be sure. I finally drove back to Home Goods to claim my stroller and...
It was $179.99. Husband was right. April 13th... the day my uterus shed a tear...
I laughed SO hard at this post!
ReplyDeleteThat could have been the stroller to match your crib!
ReplyDeleteI would gladly let you borrow "my" crib if you needed one! I think its been there for 5 years collecting dust - just say the word and its all yours though!
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